POOR BOYZZZZ.........

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man
don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

NEWton's law

How Newton founded his II and III laws?

....He gave a force "F" by kicking a goat, it made a sound "MA" so he formulated II law

"F=MA"

After few seconds goat kicked him back.

Then he formulated III law "For Every Action There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction"

100/100

J.N.T.U type questions..
Answer it..
1.Jack can walk at 15km/hr and joseph can walk 12km/hr.what is joseph second sister name?
2.A bal of diameter 10cm is dropped from height of 5meters with a force of 18newtons.Find the colour of the ball?
3.A ship of weight 30tons is travelling along west with speed of 10 nautical miles/hr.what is captain's shoe brand?
4.If a car is suddenly stopped at 80km/hr.then why did the hen cross the road?
hahhaha...lol..!!!

Listen BBC Radios Online

BBC Radio 1 ( The best new music and entertainment )

BBC Radio 1 Xtra ( Love black music, love 1Xtra )

BBC Radio 2 ( The most listened-to station in the UK )

BBC Radio 3 ( Live music and the arts )

BBC Radio 4 ( UK Radio Station of the Year 2008 )

BBC Radio 5 ( The UK's home of live news and live sport )

BBC Radio 5 ( More live sport. Pure live sport.)

BBC Radio 6 ( Closer to the music that you love )

BBC Radio 7 ( Unadulterated entertainment )

BBC Radio A ( The Sound of Asian Britain )

BBC Radio Nations and Locals ( Local news, entertainment and debate )

## LAB Program ## -- For everyone

Experiment No. : 1

Aim : To Disturb you

Apparatus Required : 2 mobile phones with working SIMs

Procedure :

1. Missed call
2. blank message
3. Both

Result : You are disturbed.

Conclusion : I'm Happy.

Night.................

Night is not only to sleep....
Its for, 
to forget today's sorrow, 
to dream today's joyness and
to receive tomorrow's happenings...!

Define your Birthday

A fantastic question with meaningful answer 


DEFINE YOUR BIRTHDAY....

The only day in your life,
when you cried and your mother was SMILING....!!!

Boyz Rockzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Boy1: My girlfriend broke up wit me and sent me pics her with her new boyfriend
Boy2: Really bad !! what did you do?
Boy1: I sent them to her dad..

Remove VIRUS from your PC

• Go to the location of the virus file
• Open a notepad file
• Drag the virus file into notepad
• Delete some words from notepad and
• Then save

Thats it the virus won't works....enjoy!!!

Lets Try This....

259 x ( your age) x 39 = ??


just try it ....you will get an intresting result

A Thrilling.......Victory

A last ball six,
A last minute goal,
A last minute move often wins the game.
Thats why engineering students are still confident that last hour study can win the an exam.

Power of SMILE....!

"If the looser keeps his/her smile, the winner wll lose the thrill of his/her victory"

Thats the power of SMILE........!

So Keep Smiling...

What is Education...?

"Wasting quarter part of life to learn how to waste the remainig part of life" - Abraham Linclon

Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds

Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank

1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money.

2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them.

3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government.

4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money.

5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families.

Know the list of programming languages

Know the list of programming languages by categories.....


at


wikipedia

What is A Kiss??????

GEOMETRY:
Kiss is the  shortest distance between 2 lips
ECONOMICS:
Kiss is the thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS:
Kiss is the process of charging a human body.
COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Kiss is just like a LAN in which 2 systems are connected with wireless technology. 
HISTORY:
Kiss is the great war between lips.
CHEMISTRY:
Kiss is the fast reaction between two lips without any catalyst.
Finally,
IN "3 IDIOTS" STYLE:
An anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris supplied by zygomatic branch of the 7th cranial nerve with its nucleus in pons in a state of contraction followed by continous oral microflora exchange of either subject as a result of alpha wavs originating in hypothalamas is the phenomena known as KISS.

Difference in OLD n NEW love stories

	Old Love Story	New Love Story
Begins With:	Eyes	Mobile
Grow With:	Gifts	Balance share
Ends With :	Tears	SIM change

LOVE YOUR MOTHER

Human Body can bear only upto 45 del (unit) of paain. BUt at the time of giving birth women feels upto 57 del of pain. This is similar to 20 bones fractured....!


LOVE YOUR MOM TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE.

View Your PC Graphic Settings

Start menu
Goto "Run" and type " dxdiag "
click enter 
and
now view  your extreme graphic settings...

Things to Be Careful while purchasing a Laptop

1. Battery Life
2. Processor/RAM type
3. Graphics Strength
4. Chipset/motherboard type

Friends Suggest some other important things in comments to consider while purchasing laptop

View System Properties Quickly

View System Properties Quickly by

" press ALT key + Double click on the My Computer icon "

thats it...!


Enjoy.................

Windows 7 Operating System Working Key

this is the Windows 7 key 


GG4MQ-MGK72-HVXFW-KHCRF-KW6KY


apply above key and do online Activation


Its working..
friends enjoy

AVG antivirus 10 years valid Licence key

this is the AVG antivirus 10 years valid Licence key

8MEH-RQXTV-HQOWD-E447R-MPHYD-PEMBBR-ACED

Insert it in the installation.

I hope its working...

Friends enjoyyy............

Restart your PC Quickly With a short cut

Restart your PC Quickly With a shortcut file on desktop

1. create shortcut file ( right click on desktop ===> new ==> shortcut )
2. Type " shutdown -r -t 0 " for location
3. Rename the filename as " shutdown "

Thats it.


You can restart your system by just double click on the shortcut icon

NOt THat INterestinG..

Try it..
A Poor man has _________
A Rich man needs ________
If we eat ________ we will die.


Hint : The answer is hidden somewhere in this post itself..observe it...

Even if u answer **five** questions its great...Feel proud...

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?
4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?
5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"
6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?
7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot - India 210/3 withVengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?
8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries?
9. From what four word expression does the word `goodbye` derive?
10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?
11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?
12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?
13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?
14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from internationalcricket and later represented Zimbabwe ?
15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?
16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country(other than Vatican )?
17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?