quote on friendship

A coin is easy to earn,

 but a cute friend is hard to find.

I lost a coinn for this message

But gained an affection of priceless friend like you.....

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~ 

School: 

A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurance: 

A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich

Marriage: 

It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters

Dictionary: 

A Place Where Success Comes Before Work

Smile: 

A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight  

Doctor: 
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give the sleeping pills

 

cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl

LOVE  is when mom makes tea for dad & takes a sip b4 giving it 2 him 2 make sure its fine

-cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl 

feelings in mobile language

santhoshanni inbox lo,
Bandhanni outbox lo,
Chiru navvuni send cheyi,
Kopaani delete cheyi,
Manasuni vibrate chesi choodu,
Jeevitham 'Ring tone' avuthundi.

sms-gift

/),5/4) 7),4,/2)

8( '3.'4 )0( 9';9'21)6

(3,9,6)(4,5)9(,8,)(,52,)

Delete only numbers & take my cute gift.

to get this msg on ur mobile,just copy n paste this in way2sms.com or 16oby2.com n den send it 2 ur mobile or for ur frnds...enjoy

TWINKLE poem telangana style

Its nt posted 2 hurt anyone,Its just 4 fun


merishe merishe shinna sukka,
pareshaan aithane ninnu zhushi,
zameen kelli mast dooram lunnav,
aasmnla vajram lekka unnav.


మెరిశే మెరిశే శిన్న సుక్క,
పరేషాన్ ఐతనే నిన్ను జూశి,
జామీన్ కెల్ల మస్త దూరంలో ఉన్నావ్,
ఆసమాన్ల వజ్రం లెక్క ఉన్నావ్.

wats it?

answer it?


it comes 
once in year,
twice in month,
4 times in a week,
16 times in a day


wat is it?

Good Night

"G" - Go 2 bed
"O" - Off the light
"O' - Out of the tension
"D" - Dream comes
"N" - Nice sleep
"I" - Ignore worries
"G" - Get up early
"H" - Have a nice day
"T" -  Tomorrow

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english(it is nt 2 hurt anybody,its just 4 fun)

• Both of you three get out of my class
• Why are you so late? Say yes or no.
• Take 5cm wire of any length
• I have 2 daughters,both of them are girls.
• All of you stand in a circle straightly.
• Don't dare talk in front of my back.