Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Corporates look for...........

Freshers with........
  1. Strong Fundamentals -- technically sound...
  2. Performance
  3. Passion towards work
  4. Communication skills (verbal & Non verbal)
  5. High level of confidence
  6. effective Interpersonal skills
  7. Willingness to learn
  8. Short learning curve
  9. Creativity
  10. Innovation
  11. Reliablity
  12. Attitude to work
  13. Smart and Hard work
  • Specific
  • Measurable
  • Acheivable
  • Realistic
  • Time bound

Funny Short Forms Of IT Companies

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2.
WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3.
HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4.
TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5.
INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6.
HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7.
BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8.
IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9.
SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10.
PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of  Microprocessors

11.
C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12.
CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13.
DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack luster

14.
PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.