Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
It's Tendulkar's day at Hyderabad
Sachin Tendulkar hits down the ground, India v Australia, 5th ODI, Hyderabad, November 5, 2009
-photo by cricnfo
It was SR Tendulkar's day but not India's. SR Tendulkar lead the India to chase the score with his flawless knock 175. Its also his 45th ODI ton and his 2nd highest score in ODIs, though its not new for SR Tendulkar to make a ton. Though he provided the amazing knock but he couldn't stopped India to loss their match with just by 3-runs with 2 balls remaining still.
Fantastic Cricket by India and OZ (7-ODI)
A fan cheering India and SR Tendulkar on India v Australia, 5th ODI, Hyderabad, November 5, 2009.
-photo by cricinfo
A fantastic cricket from the teams Australia and India, which are fighting for the top rank in ODI cricket as well to cheer up the ODI(One-Day international) cricket over the T20 cricket. This ongoing 7-ODI series between India and Australia in India(2009) created the hype before and while going the series. They help to reborn the ODI over the T20 cricket.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Puzzles to puzzle u........
Try this.......!!!!
If 2+4=3 and 3+15=6
Then wat 9+90=??????????????
Think think.............
Solve if u can.......
If 2+4=3 and 3+15=6
Then wat 9+90=??????????????
Think think.............
Solve if u can.......
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Indian Celebreties on Twitter
Twitter is now platform for some celebrities also.
Some popular celebrities have profiles on twitter.com
they are
The 50 most popular celebs on Twitter
1. Stephen Fry: 98616 followers
Type of celebrity: Comedian, Actor, TV presenter, Wit
2. Lance Armstrong: 53813
Cyclist, record breaking Tour De France Winner
3. Britney Spears: 53290
4. Rick Sanchez: 48825
American TV news anchor
5. Shaquille O'Neill: 46296
Basketball player, Actor
6. John Cleese: 44142
Actor, Comedian
7. Jonathan Ross: 43432
Tv Presenter, Comedian
8. Al Gore: 38351
American politician, Former US Vice President, Environmentalist
9. MC Hammer: 34042
Rapper
10. John Hodgman: 32097
Comedian
11. Jimmy Fallon: 27163
American Comedian
12. Dave Matthews: 24064
Musician
13. Neil Gaiman: 17705
Author
14. Philip Schofield: 17291
TV presenter
Comedian, TV Presenter, Actor
17. Demi Moore: 11655
Actress
18. Arnold Schwarzenegger: 11147
Governor of California, former actor
19. Jimmy Carr: 8827
Comedian
20. Kevin Smith: 8379
Film Director, Actor
21. William Shatner: 7599
Actor
22. Snoop Doggy Dogg: 7549
Rapper
23. Karl Rove: 7233
Political advisor
24. Paulo Coelho: 5722
Author
25. David Mitchell: 5465
26. Soulja Boy: 5425
Rapper
27. Charlie Brooker: 5338
Columnist, satirist, writer
28. Luke Wilson: 4809
Actor
29. Andy Murray: 4758
Tennis Player
30. Rob Brydon: 4673
Actor, Comedian
31. Joe Trippi: 4644
Political Adviser
32. Graham Linehan: 4071
Sitcom writer behind Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd
33. Andi Peters: 4021
34. Will Carling: 3115
35. Boris Johnson: 2281
Politician: Mayor of London, Columnist
36. Michael Phelps: 2239
Swimmer
37. Jamie Oliver: 2140
Chef
38. Elijah Wood: 2118
Actor
39. Tim Minchin: 1965
Comedian, musician, actor
40. Rachel Bilson: 1720
Actress
41. Mischa Barton: 1672
42. Yoko Ono: 1199
Artist
43. Eli Manning: 1328
American Football player
44. Regina Spektor: 1293
Musician
45. George Lucas: 973
Director
46. Jamie Cullum: 929
Musician
47. Xzibit: 661
Rapper, TV Presenter
“black and gold is wack and old......LOL”
48. Richard Herring: 513
Comedian
49. Roots Manuva: 388
Rapper, Musician
50. Toby Young: 103
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Corporates look for...........
Freshers with........
- Strong Fundamentals -- technically sound...
- Performance
- Passion towards work
- Communication skills (verbal & Non verbal)
- High level of confidence
- effective Interpersonal skills
- Willingness to learn
- Short learning curve
- Creativity
- Innovation
- Reliablity
- Attitude to work
- Smart and Hard work
- Specific
- Measurable
- Acheivable
- Realistic
- Time bound
Funny Short Forms Of IT Companies
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack luster
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack luster
14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Something.....Something.........
"Don't compromise about anything in life but scarifice everything in life for your loved ones......."
"In my dream you are mine but in My life You are a dream........"
"Though U hurt a loving heart it doesn't stop loving U But if U betray your loving heart it will never love anyone again................"
"People around you were smiling when U were born But live life so that People around you should be crying When U die."
"Be careful with Ur hearts because once they are stolen they can't be recovered easily!"
Sunday, September 20, 2009
We got the "KICK" before n while watching "KICK" movie
We are studying B.Tech.(engineering) final year IT now,in CMEC,which is at outs certs of Hyderabad.We casually after finishing exams,we will plan for any movie or another place to roam and enjoy.
That day was a Monday,we had written the last external exam of the 3rd year 2nd sem.The examination timings are 10 AM to 1 PM.After finishing the we suddenly had a thought of going to the "KICK" movie,for matinée show which will starts at 2.15-2.45 in nearby theater,as we didn't planned before because that exam was postponed suddenly due to some reasons.Then we are six people,on two bike,and started fastly and went to nearby theater my bad luck starts there,there is no "KICK" movie,in that theater,then we started hunting for the theater which is showing "KICK",the time also running with us.Then we got another theater,which is showing "KICK",our fate again came against us,there tickets are there but show started,though,we collected money to buy tickets,there again fate against us,there is not enough money that time,there is enough money for tickets but there is no money for bike parking,then we again started to my room,which is near to get the money and to go to another theater.Fate is really playing with us,that morning i forgot the key in room only,with the examination tension,and another key is with my sister,but she is not there for that particular time,we started scolding ourselves.My sister went to my cousin sister' hostel,which is near but can't go on bike,Then I started run and at last I got the key and got the money,then again started going to the theater nearby,there also people are going into the theater,we thought we will watch the movie,another time.Fortunately there are some tickets,and the show not started yet,we got the tickets and entered into the theater,The title of the movie,"KICK" was on the screen,we laughed at ourselves and smiled.Luckily,The "KICK",movie is very good movie,otherwise we have to blame ourselves for doing that adventure.We enjoyed a lot in the theater,while watching movie.That is the "happy ending" for adventurous and thriller action.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Happiness - It's in you
Never search your happiness in other who'll make you feel alone,
search it in yourself,
you'll feel happy even wen u r left alone.
Friendship quote
Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts sharing of seven feelings.
Love
Sad
Happy
Truth
Faith
Secret
Helping
Thursday, September 17, 2009
quote on friendship
A coin is easy to earn,
but a cute friend is hard to find.
I lost a coinn for this message
But gained an affection of priceless friend like you.....
~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~
~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~
School:
A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays
Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich
Marriage:
It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters
Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work
Smile:
A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight
Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give the sleeping pills
cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl
LOVE is when mom makes tea for dad & takes a sip b4 giving it 2 him 2 make sure its fine-cute definition of LOVE by a 5 yr old girl
feelings in mobile language
santhoshanni inbox lo,
Bandhanni outbox lo,
Chiru navvuni send cheyi,
Kopaani delete cheyi,
Manasuni vibrate chesi choodu,
Jeevitham 'Ring tone' avuthundi.
sms-gift
/),5/4) 7),4,/2)8( '3.'4 )0( 9';9'21)6(3,9,6)(4,5)9(,8,)(,52,)Delete only numbers & take my cute gift.to get this msg on ur mobile,just copy n paste this in way2sms.com or 16oby2.com n den send it 2 ur mobile or for ur frnds...enjoy
TWINKLE poem telangana style
Its nt posted 2 hurt anyone,Its just 4 fun
merishe merishe shinna sukka,
pareshaan aithane ninnu zhushi,
zameen kelli mast dooram lunnav,
aasmnla vajram lekka unnav.
మెరిశే మెరిశే శిన్న సుక్క,
పరేషాన్ ఐతనే నిన్ను జూశి,
జామీన్ కెల్ల మస్త దూరంలో ఉన్నావ్,
ఆసమాన్ల వజ్రం లెక్క ఉన్నావ్.
merishe merishe shinna sukka,
pareshaan aithane ninnu zhushi,
zameen kelli mast dooram lunnav,
aasmnla vajram lekka unnav.
మెరిశే మెరిశే శిన్న సుక్క,
పరేషాన్ ఐతనే నిన్ను జూశి,
జామీన్ కెల్ల మస్త దూరంలో ఉన్నావ్,
ఆసమాన్ల వజ్రం లెక్క ఉన్నావ్.
wats it?
answer it?
it comes
once in year,
twice in month,
4 times in a week,
16 times in a day
wat is it?
it comes
once in year,
twice in month,
4 times in a week,
16 times in a day
wat is it?
Good Night
"G" - Go 2 bed
"O" - Off the light
"O' - Out of the tension
"D" - Dream comes
"N" - Nice sleep
"I" - Ignore worries
"G" - Get up early
"H" - Have a nice day
"T" - Tomorrow
"O" - Off the light
"O' - Out of the tension
"D" - Dream comes
"N" - Nice sleep
"I" - Ignore worries
"G" - Get up early
"H" - Have a nice day
"T" - Tomorrow
How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english
How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english(it is nt 2 hurt anybody,its just 4 fun)
- Both of you three get out of my class
- Why are you so late? Say yes or no.
- Take 5cm wire of any length
- I have 2 daughters,both of them are girls.
- All of you stand in a circle straightly.
- Don't dare talk in front of my back.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Cyber Ramayan
Today's cyber Ramayan, read and enjoy...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for
14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru
DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest
and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha PROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to
LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-PROCESSOR Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
CRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT
FOUND' MESSAGES.
Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK
SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing
some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to
send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading
the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided
to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
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